Healthy level of insanity in retirement.... How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in retirement.... *1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch em Slow Down!* *2. On all your cheque stubs, write For Marijuana!* *3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.* *4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.* *5. Sing Along At The Opera.* *6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream I Won! I Won!* *7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Run For Your Lives! Theyre Loose!* *8. Tell Your Children over dinner: Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.....* *9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.* *And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.... *10. Go to a large Department stores fitting room and yell out.... THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!*
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 02:58:04 +0000
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