Hear ye hear ye Congress is now in Session Urban Crime Resolution Bill # 84 “This Senator believes That importing two billion Monarch butterflies Into the inner cities of high crime Is a cost effective solution Which can reduce Black on Black Gun violence by 6.4% The marvelous colors on the wings Will literally hypnotize.” A Black Congressman shouts out, “This is preposterous and ridiculous These children need more recreation centers Where they can play sports- Lebron James and Jay Z made it out I can’t listen to this outlandish butterfly report.” A junior Senator says, “I can barely Stop laughing at this resolution- My constituents reject this solution. Maybe the Senator thinks We should add violin music to the skies- Today we are trying to save Black people Next year wed have to save the butterflies..
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 16:45:03 +0000