Heavenly Father, I thank you that the World Series is finally over. I thank you that I survived some of my best friends, my children and family being completely obsessed with THEE stupidest sport (clearing throat) Oops, ha.... Sorry Lord, I meant stupidest game ever created! I thank you for helping me not to throw our radios and TVs into a sink full of water when it was game time. Lord, I thank you for giving me uncommon strength to read through my news feed and see comments like We did it, We are the champions, once again or We went all the way baby! And NOT scream bloody murder while I poke my own eyes out! Because (obviously) We is inaccurate and false. We paid exorbitant prices for game tickets, jerseys, hats, t-shirts, flags etc. which benefited us exactly zero percent and (in so doing) WE fell victim to the most outrageously successful marketing campaign in the history of the world! (but, I digress Lord....) I thank you that you gave me exceptional bull-poo detection abilities and because of this I didnt spend a red cent on people who already make more in one year than Ill make in a lifetime! And Lord, I pray that fans of this degenerative game will stop calling it an American past-time as actually it was invented by the ENGLISH years before it came here and -on a side note- that explains why its such a God awful boring game. (no offense Lord but) Since when have the English been good at anything other than talking cool and tea time? Anyway..... Lastly Lord, Thank you that (this living nightmare called) baseball season is over and Thank you (especially) for helping Madi-Bum pitch like a BEAST so my husband, children and friends woke up today in stellar moods! Amen. Shes baaaaack! Let the backlash begin! Lol
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 16:45:59 +0000
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