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Height of literacy in Kerala: A beggar was crying. A policeman asked what is the matter? Beggar replied, Matter is anything which has mass and occupies space 󾌸󾌸󾌸 Height of irritating someone: Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi bola na.. Boy: pen hai pen ?? Girl: nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch der baad... Boy: hathoda hai kya..??? Girl: nahi.. Boy: accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???.. 󾌩󾌩 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the persons really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..󾌩󾌯 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl! 󾟙 He kicks the dog, it dies! Newspapers report LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG Man says im not American Report changed Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog Man says: Actually Im Pakistani Breaking News: Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl 󾌪 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Heart melting love story: Boy: I cant marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids. 󾌪󾌩󾌳 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, ,,,, White House receptionist to OBAMA.. Sir..someone has called up but not speaking anything OBAMA - Tell him Namaste !! He must be Manmohan Sing from INDIA 󾌩 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Dr:Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. Im not feeling well !󾌪 ................................. Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah Teacher-Aur batao? Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum Mata raani ki kripa.... Aap sunao...?? ☺󾰀 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A person who Never smoked, Never drank, No affairs, No Girlfriend, No flirting... When he died, LIC refused his claim. Why ? Jo jiya hi nahi wo mara kaise ? 󾌩󾌩󾌩
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 01:28:29 +0000

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