Hello ๐A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike in English, Nouns are designated as either Masculine or Feminine. House for instance, is feminine: la casa. Pencil, however, is masculine: el lapiz. A student asked, What gender is the Computer? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, Male and Female, and asked them to decide by themselves whether Computer should be a Masculine or a Feminine Noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The mens group decided that Computer should definitely be of the Feminine Gender (la computadora) Because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. ๐๐ 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. ๐๐ 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; ๐๐ And.... 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it. ๐๐ (NOW THIS GETS BETTER) ๐ ๐ The womens group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (el computador) Because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. ๐๐ 2. They have a lot of data but still cant think for themselves. ๐๐ 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. ๐๐ And 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. ๐๐๐๐๐๐ The Women Won..!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Send this to all the Smart Women you know...and all the men that have a good sense of humour..!! haha
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 08:57:07 +0000
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