Hello! Did you buy something online or over the phone today? Yeah? Awesome! Did you order it to be delivered to your door? You did? Thats great! Did you consider the fact that deliveries occur between the hours of 7am and 5pm weekdays and require a signature in order to be released, unless prior authorisation has been given? No? Did you you consider the fact that your 68ft fence and non-functioning intercom might prevent a delivery? No? What about the man-eating Rottweiler crossed with a horse that you keep in your enclosed front entrance? Or the sign that you hung on your door stating: No knocks before: *insert time here* No? Ok, did you consider the fact that you live in a secure complex with no access to letterboxes without a code? Or the fact that you wont be home for the next three weeks to accept delivery? No, you didnt...did you?
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 12:14:43 +0000
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