Hello everyone. Its Cicely, Pastor Troys Business Assistant. I like Christian comedy, stories, and jokes ...so heres one for you: HOW TO GET INTO HEAVEN A man dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says to the man, Heres how it works. You need to have 100 points to get into heaven. You tell me about all the good things youve done in your life. Theyre all worth a certain number of points. If your total is 100 or more, you can come in... Well, says the man. I was happily married to the same woman for 53 years. I never looked at another woman. I was attentive and loved her dearly. Thats great, says St. Peter. Thatll be 2 points. Hmmm, says the man. This is going to be harder than I thought. Well, I attended church regularly, volunteered my time and tithed faithfully. Wonderful, says St. Peter, Thats worth 1 point. One point! says the man. Okay, okay. I was involved with a prison ministry for 27 years. I went into the prison on a monthly basis and shared Jesus with the inmates. Wow! says St. Peter. Thats fantastic! Thats another 2 points. Only 2 points?! says the man. At this rate, itll be only by the grace of God that I ever get into this place! Bingo! says St. Peter. Thats 100 points! Come on in!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 05:07:17 +0000
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