Hello there, Im writing in regard to a shirt that was provided to me at gratis. Apparently as a sibling of the Underwood clan I was provided a shirt for my birthday, not sure on the details. Anywho- the note stated that the shirt would protect me from Tom Cruise, white women and fire. Well, as I sit here in the hospital I can tell you it does not protect you from fire. Tyson, I have burns down my back like you wouldnt believe. See, I was at a restaurant the other day when Tom Cruise and a white women sat next to me. I immediately became nervous and lit myself on fire. Largely due to the fact you stated this shirt would protect me from the three things I just mentioned. Well, Im here to tell you both the woman and Tom did leave as soon as I lit myself on fire. However, the shirt did not protect me from any burns what-so-mother-loving-ever, ever. Therefore, I am writing you now to see who I contact about a refund.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 21:24:08 +0000
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