“Hello this is the IIAP, illegal immigration assistance program. A taxpayer funded division of Oaknut. For Spanish press one, Portuguese two, Arabic three, Farsi four, French five, Swahili six, German seven, Italian eight, and if you insist on English please stand by. If you thinkin’ about illegal immigration, Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation ‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon. Imagine that. Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy And ship you to Mongolia till you die. And in Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you rode in on. Yeah, and don’t go ahikin’ and enter Iran, Or you might never be heard from again. And in Mexico, you might face a firing squad. Yeah, and forget all about going to North Korea. That’s a great example of a bad idea, So when it comes down to it, there’s only one option you got. Yeah, come to the USA. There’s no penalty to pay Should you get caught illegally immigratin’ Come to the USA. It will be your lucky day ‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’ Like health care, welfare, free education, Help with your voter registration And drivers license and credit cards And license plates for your old car. Lots of jobs for you to do And employers who’ll turn a blind eye, too. Come to the USA! No need to worry about the Constitution. We’ll help you start a house of prostitution If that’s the kind of work that you wanna do. You see, those gringo infidels are crazy. They’ll give citizenship to your new baby. So, you see, there’s really only one choice for you. Come to the USA. There’s no penalty to pay Should you get caught illegally immigratin’ I said come to the USA. It will be your lucky day ‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’ Yeah, you get public housing and cable TV And food stamps and even government cheese. The borders are a swinging door. Go home for a visit and come back for more. There’s sanctuary and amnesty. Bring the whole famn damily eventually. Yeah, come to the USA. This has been a public service message sponsored by Oaknut, dedicated to the collapse of the American way of life. Ahahaha, yeah. This video and song are dedicated to the hard-working American citizens who were born in other countries and chose to Come to the U.S.A. the right way. Right on, Ray. Right on.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 18:40:46 +0000
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