Hello world... Im Brat-imus Maximus and Im a midnight creeper. I - TopicsExpress



          

Hello world... Im Brat-imus Maximus and Im a midnight creeper. I get up in the middle of the night and bark at NOTHING and then I get all super close and stare at my foster mom like a weirdo in the dark. Oh yeah, Im deaf so I cant see her sign language for cut that shit out Im trying to sleep. Sincerely, Stevie the 11 month old, 65 lb shoe chewing, paper shredding, toilet paper unrolling, wrecking ball who has sleep apnea and snores like a wildebeest but who happens to be adorable. *sigh*
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 04:33:40 +0000

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