Helwoz! Okayz, smo todayz, I desmided to tell Waven dat wez going to be shmarwing a Facebook page an I desmided to bwibe herz a bit by taking herz to a build a Smundae buffet an well, wetz put it diz way, Waven made a sturm out ob a gwazz ob water. RAVEN: STAWR, what youz up to, why youz being smo nice to mez? STAR: CUZ YOUZ MY SMISSER an I fought dat maybe smince Mommy bwought Joey into da home, dat youz might be feelwing jealwouz RAVEN: YOU WIAR!! STAR; Iz not wying! RAVEN: YEZ YOUZ IZ! Youz wooked to da wight when youz smaid dat, youz WYING!!! STAR: IZ NOT WYING!! RAVEN:Wook me wight into my eyez an smayz Iz not wying STAR: UH, WAVEN, I BEWIEVE DAT YOUZ FURGOTZTED DA IMPURTANT DETAIL....Youz onwy have one eye RAVEN: SHMUT UP AN DO IT!!! STAR; Looked at Raven Iz not wying!! RAVEN: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YEZ YOUZ AWRE!!!.*sticks the bottom lip out and folds her arms what are youz hiding fwom mez!! STAR: Wez gonna shmare a Facebook page RAVEN: continued to pout NO! STAR: It willz bbe wezz wurk fur Mommy RAVEN: Yeah an wezz fwiendz fur me!! IZ HAB OBER SMIXTEEN HUNNERD FWIENDZ AN NOWZ IZ WONT HAB ANY!! STAR: Youz hab da smame fwiendz I hab RAVEN: Threw a cup of chocolate buttons at Star AEEEEEEE!!!!! IZ NOT DOING IT!!! STAR: Waven youz gonna get uz in twouble!!! RAVEN: *Iz NOT!! STAR: DA WADY AT DA COUNTER BEZ WOOKING AT UZ !!! RAVEN: Iz dont care!!! Iz want my own page!! STAR:.WEZ BOFE DA INTERNET SMENSMATIONZ AN PEOPLE WANTZ TO FAWTZ GWITTER WIKE YOUZ! If wez bez togedder den....uh....peoplez willz wikez uz eben mur! RAVEN: I finkz aboutz it! The girls started eating their Sundaes There were some teenagers sitting at a table across from them A BOY threw a strawberry at Raven HAIL TO THE DRAMA QUEEN They all started laughing RAVEN: was in a bad mood anyway DATZ NOT FUNNY!!! She stood on the chair and threw her entire Sundae at them STAR: was laughing uncontrollably A GIRL: Oh you ugly little brat! You threw ice cream on my boyfriend! RAVEN: WELL HE HITTED MEZ WIFF A STWAWBERWY AN IZ DIDNT WIKE DAT!!! STAR: threw her dish of ice cream on the girl, now youz hab nuffin to be jealwouz ob! Youz two match!! STAR AND RAVEN WERE GIGGLING A restaurant worker came over to see what was going on RAVEN AND STAR: sniff sniff stuck their bottom lips out AEEEEEE AEEEEEE AEEEEE AEEEEE!!!! They were pointing at the kids with the ice cream THE WORKER: You threw that on them! STAR: Dey made uz fall an it wanded on them THE TEENS: Were all saying it was a lie and yelling rude things at the girls RAVEN: Got angry and splashed them with her soda WORKER: Oh! um! You guys are ticking them off.....um...everyone around here knows that you dont mess with these two! THE WORKER : found another table for Raven and Star and got them new dishes for their Sundaes and new drinks YOU TWO LEARN TO CONTROL YOURSELVES RAVEN: Dey called me namez an fwowed a stwawberwy at my hat! WORKER: Well, it doesnt make it right for you to throw ice cream and soda at them STAR: smiled yez it doez THEY WENT TO fill their dishes A GIRL: came up behind them and pushed them YOU TWO ARENT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! I WILL SEE YOU TWO OUT IN THE PARKING LOT STAR: Smiled.....wez can go now if youz wantz! GIRL: YEAH I DO!!!! THE TWO GIRLS RAN OUT: WEZ BE BACK! Youz might wanna stand by da phone in caze youz need da bambulwance!! THE GIRL: came out with her friends walked up to Raven and Star and pushed them down STAR: youz a big coward! youz a bulwy!! Wez dont wike bulwiez!!!! RAVEN: uh....neider doez Nessor GIRL: WHOS NESSOR RAVEN: A FWIEND WHO HATEZ DA BULWIEZ, STOOPID PEOPLE, AN PUMPKIN JOKEZ! THE GIRL: Made a face...sounds a like a jerk to me!!! SHE GRABBED RAVEN BY HER Little apron look at the little grannie get up!!! THE TEENS ALL STARTED CRACKING UP RAVEN: started growling softly GIRL: ARE YOU GROWLING? RAVEN: SNORTED DID HER LAWN MOWER GROWL, LUNGED AT THE GIRL KNOCKED HER FLAT ON HER BACK THE GIRL WAS IN SHOCK: Raven smiled: turned around, squatted in the girls face and PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTH STAR: Heeee hehehehehehehehehe!!! Youz eatzted da poorple gwitterz!!!! RAVEN: Iz not a berwy good colwor fur herz Iz wash it offz! THE GIRL: was half dazed what are you going to do? STAR: DIZ There was a puddle next to her and STAR STARTED jumping up and down soaking the girl RAVEN: ARE YOUZ WEADY TO SMAY UNCLE? ANOTHER GIRL:.came over with a 2x4 board she found and was ready to spank the two girls with it when Nestor pulled up on his motorcycle STAR: whispered Mr Holly da owner must have called himz RAVEN: uh ooooh GIRL 2: What is THAT? BOTH GIRLS: NESSOR! EVERYONE GREW SILENT NESTOR: didnt say a word and swatted Raven and Star on the bums You two get in there, clean up your mess and finish your Sundaes! THE GIRLS: quickly ran inside and wiped up the ice cream mess and Raven cleaned up the buttons she threw and the two girls were silent as they ate their Sundaes covered with gummy bears and chocolate and nuts and different flavors of syrup STAR: youz stawrted diz Waven an wez gonna be in twouble when wez getz home *OUTSIDE* Nestor WHAT STARTED ALL OF THIS? Nobody answered the teens were all terrified NESTOR: pulled his sickle out of his side pocket Well...lets play a little game, you have 5 seconds to speak or we Play a game called TAG EXCEPT I GET TO BE IT AND THE LAST SURVIVOR WINS! boy: Nervously raised his hand NESTOR: This isnt the classroom, you FOOL!! SPEAK UP, BOY!! BOY: uh...the girls were arguing and the younger one was screaming and I threw a strawberry at her and it hit her in the head and they both got mad and threw their ice cream on us and tried to say that it was our fault. GIRL: Abbey got mad and challenged them to a fight in the parking lot NESTOR: ABBEY! YOU ARE A COWARD AND AN IDIOT! Hopefully they knocked some sense into youAND WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH THIS BOARD?
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 07:54:11 +0000
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