Helwoz *waves paw* Okayz todayz we went and picked up our bestest furwiend Buhbee an Nestor camed wiff uz too. We wided our motorkicklez an wez went to a shmopping smenter dat had wotz of sturz incwuding da Hallerween stur! wez went to da gwocerwy stur an dere waz a big dispway ob da Hallerween canniez an it had scarwy guyz dere an Nestor wanted to hab da fun so wez went ober to da cannie dispway and stood wike statuez. BUHBEE:.*whispers to Star* Oh no Star Dont wet Nessor see dat wady an her cawrt it haz da punkinz in it STAR: *whispers Oh no NESTOR: sees the ladies cart WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF A SICKO?? THE KITTIES: snicker The woman: Looks around NESTOR: How would you like if someone took you home and scooped YOUR brains out and baked them? OH WAIT A MINUTE...YOU PROBABLY DONT HAVE ANY! THE WOMAN: was puzzled and kept looking around and smiled...okay...who is this? THE KITTIIES : Were standing still with plastic pumpkins for trick or treating WOMAN:. UGH! this is ONE CREEPY LOOKING DISPLAY She turned her back and STAR threw a bag of candy bars in her cart WOMAN: What the....? She put them back RAVEN: Helwoz Happy Hallerweenz! Come check out da dispway of Hallerween canniez of all varwietiez. WOMAN: looked at Raven who was wearing a bonnet and and white dress with bloomers Ugh! That is scary...it makes me not want to buy the candy BUHBEE: OHHH HOHOHOOOOO ALL DA MER FUR ME DEN WOMAN: Started backing away with her cart STAR: Hey wherez you going? Dont youz wanna pway?? Iz berwy wonewy! WOMAN: No..uh..that is just fine and here little boy...you can have your candy!!! NESTOR: Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife and couldnt find her...because she went to the store and bought the seed of NESTOOOORRRRRR!! Nestors eyes lit up The woman froze in fear and couldnt say a word and then fainted. RAVEN: squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! HEP UUUUUUUUZ!! BUHBEE TOOK NESTOR AND RAN OUT OF THE DOOR AS FAST AS THEY COULD WORKERS: came over and found the woman passed out on the floor and Raven and Star were screaming and jumping up and down CASHIER: Is that your Mommy?? STAR: nooooooooooooooooo but maybe she bez somebodyz Mommy ! CASHIER : What happened RAVEN: SHE DIDZ DA PEE PEE ON DA FWOOR AND DEN FELL AND WENT TO SWEEP! BOTH GIRLS: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!! MANAGER: picked the girls up and took them to the service desk. He gave them both lollipops RAVEN: Stawr I furgotzted Misser wormy ober derez! MANAGER: Okay you can get Mr Wormy in a minute RAVEN: WAAAAAAAAAAH!! I WANTZ MY MISSER WORMYYYYYYYY!! The manager saw that the woman was sitting in a chair and was talking to the workers he let the girls go get Mr Wormy.RAVEN: found her Mr Wormy and Stars purple bag she walked over to the woman HELWOZ THE WOMAN: looked at RAVEN and started screaming and talking about a doll coming to life RAVEN AND STAR RAN OUT THE DOOR TO CATCH UP WITH BUHBEE AND NESTOR Meanwhile the emergency crew pulled up POLICE OFFICER: Oh no! NOT YOU THREE...NOW WHAT??? BUHBEE:Shrugged I dont finkz she wikez da cannie berwy much OFFICER: do you think she is diabetic ? RAVEN: SHE WOOKED AT UZ WOOKED CWOSS EYED DID A PEE PEE AN FELL OBER OFFICER: TOLD A PARAMEDIC It sounds like the woman may be diabetic OFFICER: Uh....Raven and Star....you guys didnt use Nestor on her did you? STAR: No, wez didnt scarez herz wiff Nessor he can scare peoplez on his ownz OFFICER: Pointed I am watching you three THE THREE GIGGLED as Nestor worked his way to the police car and helped himself to the box of donuts and soda that were in there NESTOR : sat back down after eating and let out a hearty belch MAN WALKING BY: HEY PUMPKIN HEAD!! WHAT ARE YOU DRUNK OR WHAT?.. HOW DARE YOU BELCH IN FRONT OF MY WIFE!!! THE MAN: looked at the kitties DUDE YOU HAVE SOME UGLY KIDS TOO NO WONDER YOURE WEARING A PUMPKIN HEAD BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY LOOK LIKE YOU THE MANS WIFE SNICKERED :oooh stop be nice STAR AND RAVEN: STOOD IN FRONT OF THEM STAR: UGWY KIDZ, HUH?? MAN: YEEEEEAAAAAH HOLLY HOBBY!! UGLY KIDS! STAR: PEOPLEZ NEEDZ TO QUITZ CALWING UZ HOWLY HOBBIE WHO BEZ HOWLY HOBBIE?!!!!. THE COUPLE LAUGHED MEANWHILE STEVE PULLED UP IN HIS CAB AND SMILED:OOOPS SOMEONE GOT ON THEIR WRONG SIDE MAN: SO...YOU LITTLE PISS ANTS HAS YOUR DADDY BEEN TIPPING THE BOTTLE OR WHAT? STAR: smiled go ask him RAVEN: HEY WADY! YOUZ BETTER BE BUYING DA HAIR DYE!! YER WOOTZ BE SHOWING! YOUZ WOOKZ WIKE A ZEBWA ER SUMPIN! WOMAN: WENT TO PICK RAVEN UP AND BUHBEE KICKED HER IN THE SHINS! WEAVE MY FURWIEND AWONE!!!!!! WOMAN: OH THAT REALLY HURT DO YOU KNOW THAT? SHE LIT A CIGARETTE AND BLEW SMOKE IN THEIR FACES BUHBEE SPIT AND PUT THE CIGARETTE AND LEFT A HANGER ON THE WOMANS NOSE RAVEN AND BUHBEE : STARTED LAUGHING AND RAN OVER TO NESTOR THE EMERGENCY CREW HAD THE OTHER WOMAN ON THE STRETCHER SHE SAW NESTOR AND STARTED SCREAMING THAT HE WANTED TO SCOOP HER BRAINS OUT AND KILL HER HUSBAND THE MEDICS IGNORED HER AND SHUT HER IN THE AMBULANCE OFFICER: ALRIGHT STAR! WHERE ARE MY SODA AND DONUTS?? STAR: SHRUGGED IZ DONT KNOWZ! OFFIcer: Alright RAVEN RAVEN: Iz didnt takes them BUHBEE: Nessor did! OFFICER: Alright you three! That isnt NESTOR: bellllllch! OFFICER : ALRIGHT....UH....OKAY..UM YOU GUYS ...UH...JUST PROCEED TO HAVE FUN...I GOTTA GO...I AM NOT FEELING SO WELL HE TOOK OFF IN HIS CRUISER *meanwhile WOMAN: Went up to Nestor Your children are VERY UNRULY!!! THEY SPIT IN MY FACE RAVEN: YOU WIGHTED A SMIGARWETTE IN OUR FACEZ AN BWEW IT AT UZ!!!!! STOOPID!!!!! STEVE: got out the cab..what is going on? RAVEN AND BUHBEE POINTED AT THE WOMAN: SHEZ MEAN! WOMAN: ARE THEY YOURS?? STEVE: HE TURNED BUHBEE AROUND HUNG HIM UPSIDE DOWN WHILE BUHBEE SQUEALED WITH LAUGHTER His bum was facing the woman
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 06:05:54 +0000
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