Helwoz *wavez paw* Me an Waven bez snuggwy buggwy unner our smoft bwankiez an Waven bez berwy werried bout smomefing an now wez cant sweep *RAVEN: whispers STAWR? STAR: what Waven? RAVEN: i dont finkz we shmould have stolewen dat choocken bweast tonightz STAR: I fink it waz okayz cuz Mommy had da pan out wiff dem in itz RAVEN: DAT DOEZNT mean we waz pozed to take it, if she sawed it, she would have spanked our bumz STAR: DAT BEZ TWUEZ RAVEN: Stawr? Iz skeered STAR: Skeered ob what? RAVEN: Well Bwue Chip smaid we are what wez eat, we might turn into a choocken bweast az a punishment fur uz stealwing BOTH GIRLS: looked at each other AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! NESTOR: came out what are you two screaming about? Youre going to wake everyone up BOTH GIRLS : WERE HOLDING EACH OTHER AND CRYING NESTOR: Okay what is going on RAVEN: well....when Mommy had da choocken in da pan befur putting da sauce an mushwoomz an chaze on itz, me an Stawr stealed a choocken bweast and eatzted it! NESTOR: and STAR; our furwiend Bwue Chip da smexy beast smaid dat we bez whatz we eatz an wez afwaid dat wez going to turn into choocken bweastz fur stealwing NESTOR: oooooooh for crying out loud....please tell me that you arent serious STAR: AEEEEEE WEZ BE SMERWIOUZ NESTOR: well think about this! You two have jacked up several pizza guyz and the meat guy and ended up with free food. Thats worse than stealing from a pan on the kitchen counter. You havent turned into a pizza or wings or a steak RAVEN: ooooh yez dat bez twuez ! WEZ GONNA BEZ OKAYZ NESTOR:.Now you two go to sleep! *10 minutes later * The girls heard a tapping on the glass door THEY BOTH HID UNDER THEIR BLANKIES AND HUDDLED TOGETHER The tapping stopped and started back up and the girls could no longer stand it they took off running and jumped into bed with Nestor NESTOR: Now what?STAR: dere bez sumpin tappin on da dur outsmide NESTOR: well itz windy maybe its a tree branch RAVEN: I fink it bez wurze dan dat! NESTOR: okay, you two lets go out and see whats going on THE GIRLS: hid behind Nestor as he pulled the blinds back NESTOR: ill be darned! Its a big brown turkey THE GIRLS: heeeee hehehehehehehehehehehehe!! They opened the door RAVEN: oooooooh helwoz Toorkey!! STAR: Hez cold we hazza wetz him in NESTOR: uuuuh I dont think your Mom would like that too much MAN: HEY! what are you two doing with my turkey???? STAR: he came knocking on our dur! MAN: He did huh? Thats because he doesnt want to come to dinner in a few weeks RAVEN: how come he doeznt want to come to dinner wiff youz? MAN: BECAUSE HE WILL BE DINNER!!! BOTH GIRLS: started screaming and then started crying RAVEN: THREW SOME DIRT . YOUZ A BERWY MEAN MAN!!!!!!!!! MAN: What? you guys dont eat turkey for Thanksgiving ? RAVEN: NOT CUTE ONEZ WIFF FEADERZ !!! STAR: He haz da smad eyes!! MAN: oh no worries you two! He wont be alive and he wont have any feathers STAR: YOUZ GOING TO TAKE HIZ FEADERZ OFF?? MAN: of course RAVEN: Youz not going to touch himz!!! Hez a nice TOORKEY!!! The two girls pushed the turkey into the house MAN: Hey! You give me my turkey back!!! RAVEN: NO!!!!! Man: YES!!!! STAR: he wikez uz!!! smee!!! he bez waying on our bwankiez The man saw the turkey help himself and lay on the soft blankets Oooh isnt THAT TOUCHING?.. LISTEN YOU TWO!! HES NOT A PET!! STAR: HE IZ NOW!! WEZ GIBEZ YOUZ MONEY FUR HIMZ! MAN: NO! I WANT THAT ONE!! RAVEN: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SHE LET OUT A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM !!!! THE MAN: walked over and covered Ravens mouth SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!.Do you want to wake the........WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? STAR: YOUZ CUSSED!!!! MAN: STOOD FROZEN IN FEAR AS NESTOR GAZED AT HIM THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR AND THEN OPENED IT YOOOOU DO NOT EVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON EITHER ONE OF THESE CHILDREN AGAAAAAAIN!!! DO YOU HEAR ME? MAN: I I I I I am sorry.......she started screaming and it was just a reaction!! SORRY!!! NOW GIVE ME MY TURKEY!!! NESTOR: Where did you get that turkey?.. MAN: waxford Farms NESTOR: this afternoon? MAN: Yes NESTOR: I thought that you looked familiar!! I THOUGHT THAT THIS TURKEY LOOKED FAMILIAR TOO! Hes not for sale!! MAN: that is why I STOLE HIM!!! YOU CREEP!!! NESTOR: IDIOT!!! YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU STOLE THE TURKEY! MAN: OH I am not worried because you will be our dessert with cool whip topping right on top of you NESTOR: Ooooooh I hate pumpkin jokes! MAN: who said I am joking??? NESTOR: PETER PETER TURKEY THIEFER STOLE A TURKEY AND COULDNT KEEP HIM PICKED A PUMPKIN MAN AND NESTOR STUFFED HIM IN A CAAAAAN!! MAN: Thats really adorable Nestor : Isnt it though THE MAN: held up a pistol and the girls screamed NESTOR: REALLY??? HE PULLED OUT A DOUBLE BARREL RIFLE EVER PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE MAN: Backed away and slowly put his gun down UH NESTOR.....UH .....UH....OKAY AND HE TOOK OFF RUNNING Nestor grabbed the mans pistol and quickly locked it up with his rifle and started chasing the man around with his sickle neighbors came out to see what was going on THE MAN: MADE HIS ROUNDS BAACK TO STAR AND RAVENS HOME STAR: Pushed Ravens big wheel in the way the man kicked it and ended up falling anyway RAVEN: youz a mean and bad man!!! STAR: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She got a good look at the mans face HE IZ DA ONE DAT TWIED TO GETZ INTO OUR HOOOOOOME BOTH GIRLS STARTED SCREAMING SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS: Bianca, Kyle, and Nick came running THE MAN: grabbed RAVENS LEG AND RAVEN SQUATTED DOWN AND PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTH!!! EVERYONE MOANED AND HELD THEIR NOSES MAN: THAT WAS JUST WRONG AND DISGUSTING!! HE WENT TO MOVE AND NESTOR WAS HOLDING HIS BUM DOWN WITH HIS FOOT AND HAD A BROOMSTICK POINTING AT THE MANS HEAD THE MAN: thought it was the rifle NESTOR: GAVE STAR A BALLOON AND MOTIONED HER TO INFLATE IT
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 06:31:39 +0000
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