Herbalist: Your troubles are too many o. Woman: If I had no troubles I wont be here Baba. Herbalist: Please take note of the items for sacrifice for the gods. Woman: Yes baba Herbalist: One brand new flat screen, one latest BlackBerry phone, one DVD machine, A laptop-make sure its a Dell. The gods will also not mind you connecting it to the internet. The last one is a recharge card of #5000. Woman: Are the gods preparing to set up a business centre? Herbalist: Only the gods can answer. Woman: Are the gods planning to go into yahoo-yahoo? Herbalist: Only the gods know their reasons. Woman: Are the gods trying to set up their sitting room? Herbalist: Woman I can not speak the minds of the gods. Woman: How come you know what exactly they need and you dont know why they need them? Herbalist: Woman... Woman: I think the gods are normally interested in ekuru, eko and epo pupa. Herbalist: You speak of the stone age my dear sister. The gods are more enlightened now. If you cant carry all the stuffs, convert them to cash and pay to my account. I will transfer straightaway to their account. Woman: Why do I need to stress you over my troubles? Give me their account number and I will pay immediately. Herbalist: (Laughs) Omode n se o. These invisible gods use invisible accounts... Woman: Thats why they must get invisible flat screen, invisible laptop, invisible blackberry, invisible recharge cards... Oniranu... Alaraka!!! (storms out).
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 07:37:52 +0000
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