Here are Hams headlines. There have been NO selfies this morning which leads us to believe either everyone is having a bad hair day or that mankind has ceased to exist completely. 2nd, November is the month where people deem it necessary to say what they are thankful for. Just like a cold sore, expect this trend to be annoying and all up in your face for about 30 days. And now we go to a special segment called How to trap you a white girl. Step 1, build a net snare ( Google that). Step 2: Put the most adorable, fluffy, and whiny puppy above hidden net. Put card on puppys neck that says cant find my mommy, would you love me forever please? Step 3: Sprinkle pumpkin spice latte all around the ground under puppy. Research has shown this to be the most effective scent of all time. Step 4: Play a mixed playlist of early 2000s boy bands and John Mayer to draw them to within range of the latte. Warning: net may burst because of sheer numbers so be sure to tag them quickly. Im Ham and remember, when you wish upon a star, that star is dead. Just like your wish.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 19:05:23 +0000
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