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Here are a few tips from my new book, Surviving Spider Season: The Single Girl Edition. 1) keep the defibrillator charged at all times so as to restart your heart after a mutant daddy long legs decides to take a stroll up your arm while sprawled out on your own bed. 2) Keep the shrilling down to a low decibel so as not to alarm dog walking passersby to stop in their tracks in front of your house which may result in yelling thru the screen door Im ok!!! Just a spider!!! 3) Get rid of any useless pets, such as dogs who offer no support or make no effort to help eradicate the situation. Perhaps adopt a feral cat who would instinctively jump into action.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 01:44:06 +0000

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