Here are some stories making headline news across Nigeria. 1. Boko Haram: We are all guilty –Atiku. No be me and you. I don’t remember letting into Nigeria 53 un-inspected suitcases. 2. Nigeria won’t break up — Obasanjo. I hear you, Baba. But what is it about Nigeria not breaking up that it has to be affirmed again and again? Why is nobody going about screaming that the sun will come out tomorrow? 3. Sharing centenary award with Abacha, an insult — Soyinka. Tell me about it! Me, I’ve stopped eating abacha for the same reason. 4. Jonathan launches 2nd Niger bridge on Monday. Its official. Campaign 2015 is on. 5. Scarcity: Petrol sells for N200. Asked why, NNPC says, you want your $20bn back, we will get it back FROM you. 6. Confab: Advocates of Nigeria’s break-up should be stoned — Gov. Yuguda – So there is not enough killings as it is in Nigeria. And you wonder where Boko Haram learned how to kill. 7. ‘Visa for extreme Islamic preacher in order,’ says Fed. Govt. I understand. After all, religion is our biggest industry. 8. I shunned Nigeria’s centenary to pay back Jonathan – Amaechi. It was inevitable. The butterfly now thinks itself a bird. 9. Making love is like food to me — Maheeda. This chick has been looking for my attention. Now she has gotten it. Yes, dear! 10. I don’t believe in gender equality —Omotola. You know, no man is allowed to say something like this – ever. Why do women have all the fun? 11. CHIMAMANDA ADICHIE: Nobody can force me to change my surname. Oh ooo. Somebody is under pressure. youtube/watch?v=firc9IWbEh0&feature=share&list=UUKnyVIW5QvfnsXddsjFKx4A&index=1
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 07:16:12 +0000
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