Here are some structure definitions of indian females. struct Indian_female_professionals { double styles; short skirts; long time_to_understand_problems; float mind; void knowledge; char non_co-operative; } struct married_females { double weight; short tempered; long gossip; float hopes; void word; char unstable; } struct engaged_females { double time_on_phone; short attention_on_work; long boast; float on_cloud_nine; void understanding; char edgy; } struct newly_married_females { double dinner_invitation; short time_at_work; long lunch_break; void bank_balance; char hen_pecked; } struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals { double income; short tempered; long time_to_see_each_other; void love_life; char money-making; } ******************************************* Your parents are insisting you to get married with a girl and they show photos of girls of their choice… DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO -Sprite You would like to search for a girl on your own… GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH — Yahoo You are invited to a party where you come across a lot of girls…. WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US — Jhenson & Nicholson You are altogether confused, as all the girls are pretty… DOONDTHERAHA JAAOGE — Surf Excel At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose, the chances are. FIFTY FIFTY — Britannia Biscuits At last you muster up courage and tell her… I LOVE YOU RASNA —Rasna 7) She stares at you for a while and says? LET’S TALK — Escotel Prepaid Cellular 8) During the ensuing conversation she politely refuses your offer… ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE —– Mirinda And your heart breaks… IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS —QuickFix But you still can’t get her off your mind? GO GET IT — Visa Power At last she relents, when you give her… PYAR KA NAYA FUNDA —Corneetto Next day you take her for a ride on your bike… NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE — Onida TV 13) While going on the bike her father sees both of you and now… TASTE THE THUNDER — Thums Up But at last he also agrees as you are… MADE FOR EACH OTHER —Wills Then comes your marriage and… EVERYONE’s INVITED — Samsung During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra? YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI — Fevicol 17) You are anxiously waiting for the first night to come as… YEH DIL MANGE MORE — Pepsi 18) During the first night both of you want to… PLAY SAFE — Bisleri 19) So she says to you… TOUCH TOMORROW — Air Tel Fri 27 Jun 2008 Chup rahte ho… Posted by Rahul under SMS in Hindi No Comments Keemat tumhe ek roj chukani hai ki tum bhi; Jaalim ko samajhate ho bura kuchh nahi kahte! Patthar pe lutaate ho akeedat k gulistaan; Hai dhool men almaas pada, kuchh nahi kahte! ***************************************** Dukh Fasana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahain Dil Bhi Mana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin Aaj Tak Apni Be Kuli Ka Sabab Khud Bhi Jana Nhain Ke Tujh Se Kahin Ek To Haf-e-aashna Tha Mager Ab Zamana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin Aye Khuda Dard-e-dil Hay Bakhshish-e-dost Aab o dana Nahin ke Tujh Se Kahin ************************************* Kabhi kabhi baatein adhoori reh jaati hain Choo kar honthon ko juban khamosh reh jaati hai Reh jaati hai keval Aankho mei nami Aur yaadein dilon ko tadpaati hain ************************************ Sune koi geet, awaaj unki sunai deti hai Chup ho gaye wo bin kuch kahe bahut hairaan hum hain Hote theh kabhi hum unke azeez Aaj sirf khawobon ki baatien lagti hain *************************************** Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon, Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon. Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha, Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon. Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin, Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon. Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin, Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon. Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri, Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon. *************************************** der Dard Shayari SMS No Comments dard ager kaajal hota aankhon main laga lete dard ager aanchal hota apne serr per sajaa lete dard ager samander hota dil ko hum sahil bana lete dard ager khushboo hota bana k sandul mehka lete our dard ager teri muhabbat hota us ko chahat e laa hasil bana lete
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