Here are two of my favorites!! Enjoy!! :P You know, that down in Miami, they have the Elephant Jungle, the Bird Jungle, the Monkey Jungle etc.!! Well I went into the Monkey Jungle, got inside and I didnt see any Monkeys!! I walked over a guard standing there and said: LOOK HERE!! I done paid 5 dollars here to get into the Monkey Jungle to see the Monkeys and I DONT SEE ANY!!! He said: Well you see, its their Mating Season and they are all in back Mating!! I said: Well Ive got some Peanuts here; you think that theyll come out for some Peanuts?? He looked down and said: WOULD YOU?? :P A man goes to see his doctor and says: Doc, I havent been feeling too good lately, I want you to give me a Check-Up!! The doc says OK and starts to exam him!! He X-Rays his Heart, his Liver, his stomach¨!! He looks at everything!! The doc says: Well, I have taken a good look but I dont see anything unusual!! Tell me, what is your er----. Daily Toilet Schedule?? The man says: Well doc, Ill tell you: For the last 10 years, I Go every morning at 7:20!! The doc says: Every morning at 7:20?? The man says: Yep!! Every morning for the last 10 years at 7:20!!! The docs says: That is a little unusual but just in case, I am going to give you a shot of Penicillin and that will kill anything that is in you!! Well, there were these 3 germs on this guy and they heard that the doc was going to give him the Penicillin!! All nervous, they got together to discuss what they could do about it!! They agreed that the Penicillin was going to come and kill all of them!! The first one said that he was going up and hide behind behind the Heart and that he would be safe there!! The second germ said that he was going down and hide behind the Liver, he would be OK from the Penicillin and that it would not get him there!! Well you see, the 3rd germ; he was the Wisest and the Smartest!! He said: I dont know about all you Guys but I am taking that 7:20 our of here in the morning!! :P PS: If you want to have regular 7:20 Mornings, I highly recommend taking Whole Wheat Bran-Weizenkleie-everyday, about 20g, to help prevent Colon Cancer, like I have done everyday for the last 40 years!! ;-) Had a Colon Check-up about 8 months ago and the doctor was amazed: At 74, NO PROBLEMS!! ;-) (A Tante Tyree Truism: An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away and some Garlic a Day KEEPS EVERYBODY AWAY!! :P) Stay Healthy Everybody!! Going to get on my Exercise Bike now!! ;-) Check this out: https://youtube/watch?v=06fWNtQQ1R8 Also, READ THIS AND THE REVIEWS: amazon/The-Save-Your-Life-Diet/dp/0816164177
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 13:24:51 +0000
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