Here is a collection of reactions in TWITTER, to Rahul Gandhi interview on Times Now with Arnab ... Kids do note - This is what happens when u know only 5 answers to a 50 question exam Rahul to Arnab : Can we end this now? My Mom will be too angry if she comes to know that I still havent finished my Choco-Milk. Rajeev Gandhi ji ko us raat chup-chaap so jaana chahiye tha... It is like Rahul prepared for english exam but the exam was of genetic mutation in humans. Every time Congress try to dig a grave for Narendra Modi , Rahul Gandhi jumps into it. Dear Rahul Gandhi ..the only Empowered Woman in India is your Mother This feels like interval in a Japanese Kurosawa movie. You feel there is something important but you still havent a clue Arnab : Why are you not married ? Rahul : Women empowerment ! Japanese PR firm was paid to boost RaGas image. But they have worked for Arnab secretly ! Rahul always quoted India as if he is a foreigner/consultant. Never said our country/my country, sad... BJPs mole in Congress has been found Now the only one scared after today is Kapil Sharma of Comedy Nights Arnab : What is your vision for the country ? Rahul : Inky Pinky Ponky Father has a Donkey, Donkey died, Father cried, Inky Pinky Ponky Rahul goes straight to Sonia. Mummy, what to do? He asked all questions outside syllabus Dear Arnab, we salute you for controlling your laughter for an hour ! Dedicate a minute of silence for all the Congress politicians who will be spending the next few weeks defending Rahul Gandhi. Rahul Gandhi wants to change the system which is created by him and his family... ! Who stopped him all these years ? Mark Twain said years ago : Its better to keep ur mouth shut and let people think you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt Some more observations... Sonia: How was the interview beta? Raga: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took maths Rahul Gandhi’s interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days. Commentator: How is the pitch? Azhar: The boys played well Arnab: What came first? The chicken or the egg?? RaGa: We want to empower the chicken and give RTI to the egg. If RaGa becomes PM, the red beacon that hell get for his vehicle will be called LOL batti Rahul talked of empowering people a 100 times in 10 minutes. And he has not been able to empower his PM in 10 yrs. You know how in exams we know very little and try to fit it in every answer? Thats what Rahul is trying to do in every question! Rahul Gandhi has now said empowering women more number of times than total women population of the country. Arnab: Would you have a debate with Modi? Rahul: Look we need an alternative. Tap global energy. Empower women!!! Arnab: What is your name? Rahul: Empower women. Just In: Arnab Goswami booked for raping Rahul Gandhi under section 377 If Stupidity was measured in bricks, Rahul Gandhi would be the great wall of China. Somewhere down below Indira Gandhi must be slapping Rajiv for not using condoms 40 years ago !! Worlds leading Condom companies are buying rights to the Pappus interview ...to prove a point ...dont repent later and the best.... If you missed, Rahul Gandhi interview will be repeated on Pogo Channel !!! For those who missed it.... Comedy Nights with Rahul on TIMESNOW Arnab: What is your fathers name? Rahul: We need to empower youth in this country. Arnab: What is your name? Rahul: The real issue is to empower women. Arnab: What do you feel about 1984s riots? Rahul: I feel that Modi was the CM in 2002 and he is responsible in retrospective effect. Arnab: What about AAP? Rahul: HUM thik hain aap batao? Arnab: Do you know what you are talking? Rahul: Dont forget that we need to change the system. Arnab (slowly losing it): Whats wrong with you? Rahul: Congress as a party believes in an idea Arnab (on the edge now): Mr. Gandhi, could you please answer my questions directly and specifically? Rahul: Yes, I lost my grandmother & my father and India is now a super power!! Arnab faints !!!!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 07:53:10 +0000
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