Here is a pretty appropriate Bunnys Funnies for Sunday, Sept. 14 - Jim went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didnt understand a whole lot of what was going on. He visited one of the local churches, and when he arrived, it was already packed. The only pew left was the one in the front row. So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting next to him. When the man stood up to pray, Jim stood up too. When the man sat down, Jim sat down. During the preaching, Jim didnt understand a thing. He just sat there and tried to look just like the man next to him. Then Jim perceived that the preacher was giving announcements. People clapped, so he looked to see if the man was clapping. He was, and so Jim clapped too. Then the preacher said some words that he didnt understand and he saw the man next to him stand up. So he stood up too. Suddenly a hush fell over the entire congregation. A few people gasped. Jim looked around and saw that nobody else was standing. So he sat down. After the service ended, the preacher stood at the door shaking the hands of those who were leaving. When Jim stretched out his hand to greet the preacher, the preacher said, in English: I take it you dont speak Spanish. Jim replied: No I dont. Is it that obvious? Well yes, said the preacher, I announced that the Acosta family had a newborn baby boy and would the proud father please stand up.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 14:29:35 +0000
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