Here is my counter offer to the fast food workers wanting $15 an hour. You can have it, provided the following conditions are met. 1. You must always be smiling 2. You must always say hello, please and thank you when dealing with me. No problem or Aw-ite are not acceptable. 3. If you have not been through extensive cash register and customer service training, you should not be visible to customers at the counter. 4. Remove all piercings, studs, and grommets out of your face and head. I came here to eat, not to see what it would look like if I shoved someones head in my tackle box. 5. Clean uniform! Absolutely sparkling, like in the commercials. With one hours pay, you can now afford a 4 months supply of Tide and OxyClean 6. You must know the menu inside and out. If the sign outside says Hamburger anywhere on it, I should not, in any way be able to confuse you with an order for a hamburger. 7. Memorize this: A hamburger is called a hamburger and does not have cheese on it. A cheeseburger is a hamburger that has cheese on it. When someone orders a hamburger, that means they do not want cheese on it, so dont put cheese on it. By all means, ask for clarification. That is okay. 8. The entire order must be ready at the same time, and all of it should be hot. (except the soda, shake or salad). No, you cannot bring the fries out when they are ready. You are going to forget to do so. You MUST provide a hot sandwich and fresh fries at the same time. If the sandwich is ready and the fries are not, start making a fresh sandwich which will be ready when the fries are up. Conversely, (look it up) do not get my fries first and put them on the tray to wait for the sandwich. 9. The bathroom needs to cleaning. Always assume that. There are two of them. Clean one, then clean the other, and immediately repeat. Hire someone to do this all day. $15 hour. 10. Remember that the restaurant is open and all food is available until the closing time listed on the door. Do not start breaking down the fryer, shake or drink machine early to save time when you close. Do it after you close, youll make an additional $15! 11. If you close at 10, and I come in at 9:45, I am still a customer. You will be happy to see me and will grant me the service and courtesy that you give someone who showed up any other time of the day. Do not put my for here order in a to go bag in some sort of subliminal suggestion to leave so you can finish cleaning. 12. Do not mop around me when I am eating. Wait until I am gone. 13. When napkins, straws, condiments and soda syrup need to be replenished, you should move with the speed of a gazelle with gravy on its ass running from a cheetah. 14. When starting to work, or anytime you return to the food preparation area, you should make a big show of washing your hands, for everyone to see. Really sell it... I want to see mountains of foam! Pretend you are one of the doctors on M*A*S*H and the choppers are coming in with a load of soldiers from the eight-oh-two-sixty-third. 15. and finally, the toys in the kids meals should be the exact ones that are currentlybeing advertised on TV. Dont wait until you run out of the last batch. Donate those. This is huge, it matters to kids, and if it wasnt for the kids, we wouldnt be coming to fast food places.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 14:56:31 +0000
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