Here is my proven method of disposing of household garbage. - TopicsExpress



          

Here is my proven method of disposing of household garbage. Necessary tools are a sharp knife or scissors and a roll of packing tape. Thats it. Oh, and household waste. I like to use old flooring that I have lying around on the side of the house because its dense and has weight. So first you need to buy something that has a nice shiny box. Carefully open said box and remove the contents. Place the contents aside and fill the box with stuff that you no longer have a use for. I just happened to have some old flooring and some empty Irish Death bottles. Carefully place your unwanted stuff in the box, being careful not to damage it. Once everything is inside carefully re-tape the top, making sure that it looks original and factory fresh. Then place said shiny box near the end of your driveway where it must have been accidentally left while unpacking other shiny boxes. And then wait. Said shiny box will soon disappear. I have been using this method for years folks and it is tried and true. Although I did once have a big screen TV box get returned to me but after a quick re-tape it was soon gone again.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 21:24:42 +0000

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