Here is my version of Ive Got a Little List from the Mikado. Its - TopicsExpress



          

Here is my version of Ive Got a Little List from the Mikado. Its a first draft but I think its got the general spirit. (Ko-Ko:) As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, Ive got a little list — Ive got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed — who never would be missed! Theres the pestilential Facebook fiend who simply posts for “likes” — The guys who say their favorite television channels Spike — Children beating Candy Crush in 20 seconds flat — Celebrities who make our girls think that they are fat — And the asshole on the phone with you with no right to be pissed— Theyd none of em be missed — theyd none of em be missed! (Chorus:) Hes got em on the list — hes got em on the list; And theyll none of em be missed — theyll none of em be missed. (Ko-Ko:) Theres the guy who watchs “Twitch Plays”, and the others of his race, The Atkins enthusiast — Ive got him on the list! And the people who own iPhones and then shove them in your face, They never would be missed — they never would be missed! Then the idiot who slanders, with enthusiastic tone, All franchises but his, and every console but his own; And the girl who goes on Instagram and poses like a whore. And who says “its just my artistic photos and nothing more.” And E.L. James, you know, that BDSM novelist — I dont think shed be missed — Im sure shed not he missed! (Chorus:) Hes got her on the list — hes got her on the list; And I dont think shell be missed — Im sure shell not be missed! (Ko-Ko:) And that Prius driving nuisance, who just now is rather rife, The parody lyricist — Ive got me on the list! All social justice slacktivists, and trolls of our net life — Theyd none of em be missed — theyd none of em be missed. And apologetic spokesman of a corporation kind, Such as — That Chicken fellow — Digornios guy, and Delta — Never-mind, And so and so— That radio guy, and also You-know-who — The task of filling up the blanks Id rather leave to you. But it really doesnt matter whom you put upon the list, For theyd none of em be missed — theyd none of em be missed! (Chorus:) You may put em on the list — you may put em on the list; And theyll none of em be missed — theyll none of em be missed! Brendan Mitri Meghan Rader Rick Rodney
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 20:01:07 +0000

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