Heres a brief window into my mind. [Disclaimer: Im not crazy, my mother had me tested.] Leagan: And Marco STILL hasnt contacted me regarding our drinks arrangement! Ancient Wise Voice In My Head (sounds like Morgan Freeman): Perhaps something of high priority has happened and he simply hasnt found time to see you. Im sure he would not forget seeing you on purpose. Leagan: *snorts derisively* or perhaps hes just a jack-ass?! AWVIMH: Leagan, thats not very nice... Leagan: What!? Its your job to believe the best of people, its mine to know what promise-breaking, dear-friend-disappointing scoundrels my friends are. AWVIMH: Then why are you still friends with him? Leagan: *stutters* Because.. Because.. Well maybe its part of my community service, you know, helping the friendship-disabled with their handicap.. Yeah, that must be it! Im disgusted that I have not received a Nobel prize yet! AWVIMH: Youre various Nobel prize winning characteristics aside, could it perhaps be that your still friends with him because you value and respect him and would like to keep him around? Leagan: Why the hell do you always have to make things so mushy and soppy sounding, its embarrassing! AWVIMH: Err, Im in your head, remember... Leagan: Details, details! Ugh, Ill just have to message him and give him a piece of my mind! The piece that youre not apart of! AWVIMH: Sure, go ahead, we both know how well that has worked for you in the past. Leagan: Oh shut up, you cheeky bastard. Ancient Wise Voice, my arse!
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 05:27:37 +0000
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