Heres a little humor before you go to bed. THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!!! 1. My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done. If youre going to kill each other, do it outside, I just cleaned this house! 2. My mother taught me religion. You had better pray that spot comes out of that carpet! 3. My mother taught me about time travel. if you dont straighten up, Im going to knock you into the middle of next week! 4. My mother taught me logic. Because I said so, thats why! 5. My mother taught me more logic, If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, youre not going to the store with me! 6. My mother taught me foresight. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case youre in an accident! 7. My mother taught me irony. Keep crying, and Ill give you something to cry about! 8. My mother taught me stamina. Youll sit there until all that food is gone! 9. My mother taught me about the circle of life. I brought you in this world, and Ill take you out! 10. My mother taught me about anticipation. Just wait until we get home! 11. My mother taught me about choice. Do you want me to stop this car? 12. My mother taught me wisdom. When you get older, youll understand! And this is my favorite. 13. My mother taught me justice. One day youll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you! ONLY FOLKS MY AGE WILL PROBABLY UNDERSTAND THIS!!!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 02:54:54 +0000
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