Heres a status I came across. If youre easily offended dont read any further. Want to be rich? Heres a DIY guide (please note the sarcastic undertone for all those literalists) In order to make cash quick I will create a mosque that I can also use as a cash cow. The profit from which I will use to by a glamorous detached house and a Mercedes from the show room. But no it doesnt end there. -Next I will give my minions in my extended family a role to play in my mosque and pay them a salary (this is called nepotism). I will also put those who are in the same caste as me in influential roles within the mosques. -I will then talk of unity and how one is blessed if they give charity, but I will not feed the poor on langhars/soup kitchens. Instead I will feed the mosque attendees and invite religious singers from foreign countries to perform -I will badger my attendees for over a decade for money. Telling them they will go to paradise for their donations to the mosque. - using this money I will then create more mosques specifically associated and tied with my family, my caste, and finally my religious sect in order to exert my influence -I will then create super mosques which are lavishly decorated some of us will even import to the uk bricks from other countries in order to make the mosque as unique as possible. -I will insist that the general public be charged to use the mosque car parks but I will not give them a receipt. I will tell the tax man its a donation In order to exempt me from paying tax. -I will vilify communities and sect and bring outrage, but call it unification and spreading truth. -I will refuse to hold interfaith dialogue with the nearby churches even after being established where I am for over three decades -I will be known for practising Nepotism across my community, but my followers will simply disregard this and follow me blindly -once my master plan is in action I will sit back and reap the rewards just as the Church of England did pre 1960. #corrupt #bigotry #religion=money
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 22:28:33 +0000
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