Heres an example of how to work your newfound status as a crime victim into everyday conversation in ways that lighten the mood: (Eric is preparing salmon patties for dinner, with side dishes of peas and balsamic tomato slices. Im wielding a rolling pin to crush the otherwise nearly pointless French Fried Onions thatve been in the pantry for months for use as salmon-patty filler, because Id forgotten that Id eaten all of the saltines in the house, and Im making a bit of noise doing it.) ERIC: Let me do that. Youre tiring yourself out. ME: Hell with that! If I can take a beating like that, I can crush these French Fried Onions.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 00:31:43 +0000
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