Heres on for you Sara Murray :) Here what Jeff Foxworthy Has to say about Buffalo. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Buffalo. If someone in a Home Depot store offers their assistance, and they dont even work there, you may live in Buffalo. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you may live in Buffalo. If you have worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Buffalo. If vacation means going anywhere south of Angola for the weekend, you may live in Buffalo. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Buffalo. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Buffalo. If you have switched from heat to A/C in the same day and back again, you may live in Buffalo. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Buffalo. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you might live in Buffalo. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Buffalo. If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, you may live in Buffalo. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph- youre going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Buffalo. If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you may live in Buffalo. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Buffalo. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Buffalo.If you find 10 degrees a little chilly you may live in Buffalo. Ifyou actually understand these jokes, repost this so all your Buffalo friends and others can see, you definitely do live - or have lived- in BUFFALO
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 00:23:59 +0000
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