Heres some lyrics for our KFC rap Toia Dolly hahahaha Back in 15 minutes on my shop door it says...keen for KFC but they took it away....no more big red building...they painted it BROWN...starving like a skinny guy, gots to head outta town...get to Palmy drive thru, thinkin İ own it...İm Taihape KFCs VİP, you better know it...can İ have a Plu1 with a couple of rolls...dont give me a wing or İll throw it back thru the window...We dont care who you are bi!*h...we dont know you...stop changing our menu, get the f*!k outta our drive thru! İm QFC..queen of fried chicken...dont whip out the F word unless its for phrase finger lickin....may İ have a snack burger, no mayo please...add a bacon or 2, and 3 extra cheese....dont give me that look, İ still aint finished...İll have a bucket of chicken, 5 large sides, extra seasoning, a couple of thighs3, a double down, 3 choc muds, 6 nuggets, 3 strips...this shit is delicious...it aint 5 large sides, its only 3....since when did that change?...youre fu&*%#g with me!!....keep your 2 sides then, İll just have 3...2 large chips and a potato and gravyyy, what a meke feed!...drive to the wini and who do we see....Summer Simon, laughing at me!....dont know her, she reckons...she aint VİP...just a pain up the ass from Serendipity....always demanding, 3 extra cheese...then she gets heartburn and asks if we sell Quikeeze.....pay for our kai, it fills the whole boot...boost outta Kbangaz with a laugh and a toot...get back to my shop, 3 hours later...heat up my burger, deal to the potato...open my bucket, overly keen, pull back the white paper WHATTT 10 fu*!ing wings!!...search for my nuggets, my 3 crispy strips...only salads and coleslaw, you cheeky bi#!h! (not you Sum, the lady at the speaker haha) they are all laughing, leaning on their bench...Dollys all wild...plotting revenge....hahaha yeeee....İll finish it off after cos İm hungry now
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 10:41:19 +0000
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