Heres the Joke of the Day-- This man gets on a plane and sits next to a talking parrot. They flight attendant comes over and asks the two what they want to drink. The man says coffee, the talking parrot says, A whiskey, you fat cow! A few minutes later the flight attendant brings the parrot the whiskey, and tells the man his coffee is coming. The parrot yells out, Bring me another whiskey, you pig! And she does...but still no coffee for the man. The man is getting irritated. Finally he shouts, Bring me my coffee, you fat lard!! Suddenly three burly air marshals grab the man and the parrot, open the door of the plane and throw the two out!!! CLICK BELOW for the Punchline!
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 15:57:05 +0000