Heres your laugh for today (and its so funny this will last you a week) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An 80-year-old farmer from Kentucky goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester, Minnesota for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, How do you stay in such great physical condition? Im from Kentucky and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish says the old guy, and thats why Im in such good shape. Im up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when Im not doing that, Im out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer, a shot of whiskey and all is well. Well says the doctor, Im sure that helps, but theres got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died? Who said my Fathers dead? The doctor is amazed. You mean youre 80 years old and your fathers still alive? How old is he? Hes 100 years old, says the old farmer. In fact he worked and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had a little beer and thats why hes still alive. Hes a Kentucky mountain man and he hunts and fishes too! Well, the doctor says, thats great, but Im sure theres more to it than that. How about your fathers father? How old was he when he died? Who said my Grandpas dead? Stunned, the doctor asks, you mean youre 80 years old and your grandfathers still alive? Hes 118 years old, says the man. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too? No, Grandpa couldnt go this morning because hes getting married today. At this point the doctor is close to losing it. Getting Married?? Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married? Who said he wanted to? :)
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 03:18:17 +0000
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