Here’s Megan’s YFLM via Recovering Yogi: Yoga Fashion Liberation Manifesto: I will not wear yoga pants that cost more than a week of groceries. I will not subject my body to a yoga thong. I will not worry about my underwear showing. I will not care about my underarm stains, nor will I care about the underarm stains left over on the shirt from last week. I will not paint my toenails just because I want the guru to like me. I will not care whether the guru thinks I’m pretty. I will not care whether the other girls in the class think I’m pretty. Yoga is not high school. I will not style my hair just for yoga. I will not buy special clothes just for yoga. I will most certainly not buy special clothes that are supposed to help me find enlightenment. No one has ever found enlightenment from a T-shirt. Not even one with a really good shelf bra. I will pair my J.C. Penney exercise pants with an old shirt I got when my kids went to the state math contest in 2011, and I will not care. Math is cool. I will, if I need to, practice the Ashtanga Primary Series in a pair of pink pajamas with kitties printed on them.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Jul 2013 17:55:23 +0000
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