Here’s another story that will put shivers up your spine, you all know I was incarcerated a bunch of other times. Well my therapist narrowed it down as to why I was no good. You see when I was in grammar school, at the age of nine or ten, I was the class clown, always said something funny or obnoxious and the teachers couldn’t stand me and if they could, would have chipped in to put out a hit contract on my ass. Now it was customary whenever a student misbehaved that they put him or her standing at the back corner of the room as punishment well in my case I was always speaking out of turn but they didn’t realize I was trying to reach out for help but it all boiled down to was that I could have been a somebody, a motivational speaker, or a CEO of Apple or Dunkin-Donuts or some shit. So any way while I was standing at the corner of the room I would always disrupt the class one way or another. I mean I couldn’t help it if I farted, heck I’m human and so was Miss Rachett but why she would yell at me was just too much. I had to set her straight so I yelled back and then we got to shoving, and biting, and kicking and that’s when I was kicked out of school and ended up in a reformatory school. So yes that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Look at me today; I’m one mean low down mother tucker you don’t want to tangle with cos I will kick your ass to a pulp. Moral of story, don’t freaking mess with Jimmy Correa and you can still buy my You Tube prank story book at any local Barnes & Noble or at my publisher iUniverse. Ciao and how, Jimmy . . . https://youtube/watch?v=_rITqN5wPwE ************************************************************* Here’s a reply from a friend, I think she’s trying to tell me something. hahahahahaha you can`t fool us . . . you low down mother tucker kick ass to pulp, reformatory, farting low down never do well . . . We know it’s all cock and bull and you`re nothing more than a big softy. hahaha ciao Maggie
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 21:43:35 +0000
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