Hey Dad, guess what we dissected today at school? Me: What? Zach: An owl pellet. Me: Oh. Thats cool. Zach: With my bare hands. Stephanie Harrelson: Unintelligible voluminous words of disgust. Loudly. Zach: It had three and half rodent skulls in it. Rabbit hair. Steph: Wretching. Loudly. Me: How big was this thing? Zach: About the size of a Cadbury Easter Egg. That, folks, was the final straw. My wife is having a mental meltdown. Yall pray my strength in the Lord that I dont get killed laughing at her and him. Shes currently instructing him in the ways of righteousness. Im doing my best to not feed his conversation. I cant help myself.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 03:12:04 +0000
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