Hey, Everybody! Im so glad Jesus lifted me because I had a rough night last night. Of course, my daughter tried to help me, but you know us old folks think we know it all. She questioned why I was eating two hot and spicy Bratswurst sausages , a half pint of icecream and a glass of ice tea. Now, I know better. I have acid reflux really bad, so about 1oclock this morning the pig(sausage) and that cow (ice cream) got together and challenged that tea to a race through my stomach to see which one would get out of my mouth first(Puke). Well, they all won. They all came out together and made me hang my head over the commode like a drunk who was just returning from a whole weekend drinking spree. Gesh! I tell you , I am done with the Brats for a minute. I called on the Lord, and He heard and answered my prayer, but He made me suffer for my sin of Gluttony. Thank you , Lord for your Grace and Mercy! KMSL Hope this gives you a good laugh!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 02:33:21 +0000
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