Hey Fat Boy...or the Dangers of Beer By Carlos Johansen When youve got a huge gut, also known as a paunch, you gotta call in a tugboat before you can launch. Cases of beer can cause this dilemma. But quitting the drink can bring Ralphing and tremens. About mens big stomachs, women are fussy. You sho wont be tastin, any hot *****. That gargantuan gob hanging over your belt, brings rumbles of shame that are easily felt. When you look down to piss and cant see your own tool, you know once and for all you been actin the fool. For such a young dude, your guts a disgrace. You must make an appointment at Betty Fords place. So if you wanna live long, you better get on the run, cause life without beer, can be much more fun The End
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 00:01:14 +0000
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