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“Hey Marina, thanks for inviting me over.” “No problem Obscure Male Model. Just go wait in the ballroom a second.” “Ok, cool.” Pause. ” Umm, Marina? What happened to all the furniture? I thought you said IKEA were delivering it all this morning?” “Oh don’t mind that Obscure Male Model, I’ve left you a tennis ball, some black paint and a metal pole for extreme chin-ups if you get bored. I’m just going to… err…. reapply my fake heart beauty spot.” “Well, umm… ok. I guess that works. Do be do be do… throwing the ball… throwing the ball… ok, throwing the paint… hurrgghh! That was heavy! Hmmmm, now what… err Marina? Did I just hear the front door lock? Marina? Hello? Why are you holding that camera?” “Here’s the deal. You stand around moodily and shine a few lights in my face whilst I film us. If you comply with these demands, I’ll let you live – got it?” “Errr… what?” “I WILL SPLASH A BUCKET OF ICE WATER IN YOUR FACE AND GET MY CAT TO JUMP OFF THE FIREPLACE INTO YOUR EYES UNLESS YOU DO AS I SAY – CAPICHE?!?”
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 20:31:12 +0000

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