Hey guess what guys! I just got the most amazing call from the State Medical Department!! They were so happy to inform me they had a large sum of free medical compensation monies to award me from my bladder surgery! All I had to do was provide them with some specific personal information and they would deposit me my monies!! Only problems are: 1. I could hardly hear them because the overseas connection was so bad. 2. I could hardly understand them because their English was so heavily overseas accented. 3. Ive never had bladder surgery. 4. When I asked them which state department they were calling from, they said, your state. 5. The senior officer from my state department had to get on the phone to help is colleague obtain my information. They were a bit shocked when my entire tone of voice, demeanor, and choice of language got a bit more colorful and changed drastically. Idiots. (Jesus still loves them!)
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 19:46:43 +0000
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