Hey guys check out my list I wrote today in the style of a Buzzfeed top ten. ------------------------------------- 10 Great Things About Living at Home in Your Late 20s 1. Anything you accomplish such as getting up and going to work or loading the dish washer is lauded because expectations for you are very low. 2. You can save time on washing your sheets because no one will be spending the night at your place. 3. You can get wasted with your mom and dad then spend the night on their floor when you emotionally break down. 4. Your disposable income can go towards eating out and drinking on weekdays rather than a crappy 1 bedroom apt in the cool part of town 5. Never clean your room because, like number 2, no one is coming over to hang out. 6. Free tv and internet, legally. 7. You can take credit from the people who think you are living there to help care for your aging parents. 8. You have the enduring hope that your yearly income can only go up from here. 9. You can look at Matthew McConahey in the movie Failure to Launch as a sort of role model. And at this point, Sarah Jessica Parker is a GREAT option. 10. You can take long, hot, unbothered showers to wash off the existential dread and disappointment from continuously seeing your dreams slip further and further away.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 15:29:18 +0000
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