Hey guys sup! ;) Translations for Men These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... ITS A GUY THING Translated:* There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Translated:* Why isnt it already on the table? UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR Translated:* Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN Translated:* I have no idea how it works. TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOURE WORKING TOO HARD. Translated:* I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. THATS INTERESTING, DEAR. Translated:* Are you still talking? YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. Translated:* I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car Ive ever owned... but I forgot your birthday. OH, DONT FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. ITS NO BIG DEAL. Translated:* I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that Im hurt. HEY, IVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT IM DOING. Translated:* And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. I CANT FIND IT. Translated:* It didnt fall into my outstretched hands, so Im completely clueless. WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME? Translated:* What did you catch me at? IM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. Translated:* No one will ever see us alive again. WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK. Translated:* I make the messes; she cleans them up. :D :v :P
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 17:41:35 +0000
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