Hey minions!!! Ive got your marching orders for the day! Arent you excited??? Soooooooo...what weve found out is that NOTHING is more important than some high minded liberal chicks sense of power,so if an American on foreign soil gets hurt in retaliation after the torture report was released, hey Hitler!!!! It is all about her anyway so dont get all righteous! After all, waterboarding only got Kalid sheik whatshisname to CONFIRM the couriers name that eventually led to Bin Laden, so its totally useless yall!! And now that Bin Laden is gone, terrorism has TOTALLY stopped. Besides, if we were just nicer to the poor misunderstood guys, they wouldnt be after us at all. You know, because bad guys TOTALLY dont respect strength and power and ALWAYS back off from the weak and unprotected. Silly tea partiers, disagreeing with Obama and trying not to fund his crazy schemes is real terrorism, not beheading people, not blowing up 3k people. Thats what misunderstood people do. Duh! Now, heres what YOU are supposed to do...find a person that those terrible cops might think is a criminal, hug them, apologize for having (pick your demographic) privilege and give them all your money. Then go find a Christian and explain to them that we dont do religion around here and then start scolding them about accepting those peaceful Muslims. Get to work, peons!! ***disclaimer*** Please dont actually do any of this. Its not a good idea and Im just being snarky.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 14:11:45 +0000
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