Hey my Fillmore folk that know about the meat market on corner of Haight/Fillmore...Well, when you go in to order your beef, chick, or pork...they love when you order your meat in Cantonese On Sat. i go in place my order this how the conversation /order goes. Me- Zou san, Nei hou ma? Him- O hou, hou, do ze! Nei hou ma? Me- ha,ha, hou,hou!! Do ze! Him- Se dik? *at this point i will give in English words Im still learn, stay with me translation to follow...lol Me-I would like to have *#Jat* lb. of *zyu juk* sausage-hot! *Do ze* *#saam*lbs of *gai bei* Him- Se dik! Me-Oh and can i have *#sei* ngua juk* -*Do ze*/ Also can i have *#luk*lbs of *jyu* as well.....hmm we walk down the meat..im scoopin the soups...and say *Se dik* can i have about #sap* of those cup of noodles *Do ze* ...well i guess thats it, *Do ze* im ready to pay Him-Okay, do you Need Bag?...*Sap* cents *do ze* Me-*Se dik* just #*jat* bag will be *hou, *do ze* Oh can you add *#saam* cherry cool aids in-*do ze*-ok im ready now hahaha, Him-Okay that will be $13.50 Me- give him the money while he bag my food....*Do ze, do ze* *Zoi gin*....me leaving the market with a smile. TRANSLATION FOR YOU SLOW MOFOS ALLL UP IM MA BUSINESS!!....ctfu/lol have fun cause if you keep saying these major words that the Cantonese use daily. Me-Good Morning, how are you? Him- Good, good, thank you, how are you? Me-ha,ha, good, good, thank you.. Him-Yes? (he ready to take my order).. Me-I would like to have 1lb. of pork sausage-hot thank you 3lbs. of chicken legs Him-yes! Me-Oh and can i have 4 pork chops-thank you/ Also can i have 6lbs. of fish as well.....hmmm we ..(blah,blah this part)....and I say Yes, can i have about 10 of those cup of noodles thank you...will i guess thats it, Thank you im ready to pay Him-Okay, do you need bag?...10 cents thank you Me- Yes just 1 will be good, thank you can you add 3 cherry cool aids in-thank you-okay im ready now hahahaha, Him- Okay that will be $13.50 Me-give him the money while he bag my food....Thank you, thank you Goodbye...me leaving the market with a smile. THE END P.S. if you ever watch the Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift (RIP PAUL WALKER )...well they called the Americans...*Gui Lou*...I finally figured what that means....Outsider! *Maan on* Good night!
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 06:38:36 +0000
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