Hey, so I was walking around the city center of Brookings doing some observational reporting and I found this thing sticking up out of the grass along the street, all alone. It is a mushroom but damned if I have seen anything like it before. So I took it to the closest thing to a botanist at hand, which was a flower shop, and the friendly woman there said damned if she had ever seen anything like it, so I took it to the pizza place and the pizza place guy said damned if he had ever seen anything like it, and I didnt go to the pizza place for mushroom-identification, I suppose I should point out, I just wanted a slice, but they only do slices Th-S, which it said in the window but I missed that part because I was an idiot walking down the street with a mushroom. Anyway, what the hell kind of mushroom is this, floraphiles? It looks kind of like what Hollywood used to think ancient civilizations soldiers looked like back before anyone could be troubled to do research, but since none of the locals have ever even seen it, I am hoping for space mushroom.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 23:09:46 +0000
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