Hey whyve all regstered, open the gate n let em out and walk em bout. Ere we come a letter number twenty-nine, whatre you gonna gimme for er Ah, wenta-five wunna bid me biddle, want to five want to five want to five, wudja Biddle on a twenty-five. Gotta twenty-five dollar bidja-biddle on a five on the five wouldja biddle on a Thirty dollar five on a five would ya biddle on a five wouldja biddle on a Thirty five. Well there was a boy from Arkansas who wouldnt listen to his Ma When she told him that he should go to school. Well Hed stay away in the afternoon, take a little walk and pretty soon Youd find him at the local auction barn. Well, hed stand and listen carefully until at last he began to see How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly, Well, he said Oh my, its do or die, Ive got to learn that auction cry, Gonna make my mark and be an auctioneer. Twenty-five dollar bidja, now, thirty dollar, thirty wudja make it thirty Bidda onna thirty dollar thirty dollar wouldja gimme thirty, wouldja gimme Thirty dollar bill? I gotta thirty dolla bidja, now, five, wouldja beedle onna Thirty five biddle on a thirty five, thirty five? Whos gonna bitta the thirty Five dollar bill? Well the time went by and he did his best and all could see he did not jest. He practiced calling bids both night and day Till his pappy found him behind the barn just working up an awful storm As he tried to imitate the auctioneer. And his pop said Son, we just cant stand to have a mediocre man Selling things at auction using our good name. Gonna send you off to auction school and then youll be nobodys fool And you can take your place among the best. Thirty five dolla bidja now forty doller forty, wouldja megga forty bidya on a Forty doller forty doller wouldja gimme forty, wouldja gimme forty dollar bill? I gotta forty dollar bidya now, five, wouldja biddle on a forty-five, bidgel on A forty-five, forty-five. Whos gunna bidda the forty-five dollar bill? And from that boy that went to school there grew a man who played it cool, He come back home a full fledged auctioneer. And the people would come from miles around Just to hear him make that rhythmic sound That filled their hearts with such a happy cheer. And his fame spread out from shore to shore, hed all that he could do and more, He had to buy a plane to get around. Well, now hes the best in all the land, lets pause and give that man a Handcause hes the best of all the auctioneers Forty-five dollar bidja now, fifty dollar fifty wouldja make it fifty biddle Onna fifty dolla fifty dolla. Wouldja gimme fifty, wouldja gimme fifty dolla Bill? I gotta fifty dolla bidja now, five, wouldja biddle onna fifty-five, Biddle onna fifty-five, fifty-five. Whos gonna bitta the fifty five dollar Bill? Well I sold that hoss for fifty dollar bill!
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