Hi!! My names Clyde!!! Im a great, big, little 48 # of 2 years old boy and in many ways am still a big baby. BUT I am also SUCH a big boy too!! Because I am 100% house trained! Yup! I AM!!! Thing is, I dont understand why I am supposed to bark or run to the door and whine...I kind of run back and forth and pretty much that means. ITS TIME TO GO! My Foster Mom and Dad are so proud of me because I can stay at home ALL DAY while they work with NO accidents. This is important because they need to work so they can buy me treats and toys. AND BOY do I LOVE treats and toys!!! I LOVE to play outside and go for rides in the car. Im hoping to find a family with a dog more my speed. Ya see, my Foster brother, Brody....Hes pretty good to me, BUT, well, you see, hes...um ....dont tell him I said this...but hes an Old Geezer. *HEE!! HEE !!HEE!!!* I mean he only wants to play with me for like, 5 minutes and then he gets all grumpy and goes to lay down. Good thing Foster Mom will stay out and throw the ball around for me or take me for an adventure walk around the block. Foster mom says I am getting to be so good on my leash. SOMETIMES I still want to eat it......but only sometimes, I swear!!! And thats only when you arent walking fast enough. I mean Im just trying to help keep foster mom exercised! I love snuggles too...might take me a little while to get used to you because, until Jeanne saved me from my first family and then I was brought to Foster Moms house, well my family wasnt too good to me. Men make me a little nervous and I just need some time to kinda sort things out. So it takes me a little while to warm up. Gotta work on those trust issues mom says. BUT I do promise to snuggle and cuddle and kiss your cute human face ALL the time once I know you well enough. After all Stranger Danger 101 says to never lick a human till ya know em! Bedtime is my favorite time and I solemnly VOW to NEVER, EVER allow you to go to bed alone. I will stay with you until you are ready to lay down and make sure you are ok...even if I have to pry my eyes open with tooth picks, Ill do it! I mean its my job to keep you company and protected and loved and stuff, thats what dogs do! And as soon as you are ready and say bedtime I will be in that bed by your feet to make sure no monsters get your toes and of course to keep them warm! And if you are worried about waking up on time from being so cozy and comfortable with me there. Dont you worry! See when your alarm goes off, Ill let ya know its time to get up. I promise to wait for the alarm. Im still a baby I need my sleep. Mom says you grow in your sleep! As soon as that alarm sounds I will not aallow you to over snooze! Foster mom keeps telling me Im not a cat...dont know what that means. But hey I cant let her be late for work! So I gotta make sure she gets up and I do that by licking her face, hand, foot......pretty much whatever I can reach. I will admit though sometimes I wake her up JUST to be snuggled a bit longer before the day starts...shhhh dont tell her that!!!! Man do I love morning snuggles with my head on her belly all snuggly warm. But really its a secret dont tell! Well guys I LOVE my foster family and they love me BUT I really need a home of my own. Mom calls it a FUREVER home. I hope it has big kids (those little ones are too loud and fast for me they make me nnnnnerrrrrvous! But I LOVE teenagers!!!!)! Yea big kids to walk me and play fetch!!! I hope it will have another pooch who will want to play with me and last but not least. A BIG COMFY BED and a human who LOVES snugglin as much as I do!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 14:02:54 +0000
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