Hi. The name is Zombo, giant slayer. All though, it is all in theory. There hasnt been a giant of legend spotted, well, lets see now, well, never. The name is Zombo? Well, actually, that isnt actually my name isnt Zombo, it is what I call myself because of my love of zombies. Then shouldnt you be called Zombo, slayer of the undead? Why would I want to kill zombies? I like zombies. I dont want to kill the things I like. People that like cats dont call themselves pussykillers now, do they? Besides mate, zombies dont exist. But giants dont exist either. But if the did exist, there would be adventuring, glory, and piles of gold to be gotten. There is no glory with zombie slaying. But- uh- *an expression of confusion and pain flashed across his face*. Tell me, why you are interested in this job? Well, there isnt much of future in giant killing, so my options are a bit limited. Probably should have listened to my parents and gotten a degree in philosophy. But, thinking back on it, I think my parents remark might be said in sarcasm in response to my chosen field of study. *said slightly to himself* I could swear the professor kept calling me dumb ass under his breath every time I showed for class.
Posted on: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 12:20:57 +0000
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