Hi everyone. Ive got some big news. Today, upon checking out at the salad bar that charges a lot by the pound, it turned out that my salad came in RIGHT UNDER a pound. I know. Can you believe it? Though I appreciate the thought, no congratulatory gifts are necessary. All your support and friendship through the years have made this possible. I couldnt have done this without you. Extra thanks to laura, David and Will whove seen me through many countless lunches. PS - the salad was so reprehensible that every bite sent shivers of pre-barfness up my spine and I fantasized about catapulting the open container at the establishment.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 21:03:07 +0000