Hi guys, Day 1 of the I-Want-To-Be-A-MILF Diet, and I havent yet gnawed my own arm off in hunger. When Lily thoughtlessly smeared chocolate ice cream all over my face, I valiantly resisted licking it off. For lunch, we went to a Chinese restaurant, where a notice in the ladies begged Do not put anything but toilet paper into the toilets. I think they may have fundamentally misunderstood the nature of toilets... Behold, the following fascinating breakdown! Weight: 10 stone 1.0lbs (this is roughly how much I should weigh if I were standing on the scales while holding Lily. Target weight: 7 stone 7lbs) Waist: 33 (target waist measurement: 25) Breakfast: Two much-needed coffees, no milk or sugar = 0 kcals Lunch: Stir-fried mixed vegetables with too many cashew nuts. One soggy mouthful of broccoli and garlic. Two pieces of stringy orange = 500 kcals Tea: Pot of icy cold houmous = 450 kcals Dinner: Potato and egg salad covered in ice from too-cold fridge = 250 kcals TOTAL: 1200 kcals Lessons learned: I need to turn my fridge down and not put anything in the toilet. Okay, you can all wake up now... Ariane xx
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 16:21:28 +0000
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