Hi, were Cortina Whiplash and we have a merchandise problem. Every time we print a fresh batch of merch we rub our hands together gleefully as we imagine the mountains of profit well be making. We have never turned a profit though, Why you ask? Well firstly, when we sell merch we shove the money in our bras and it gets lost in the system. Secondly, we are weak and give away a lot of our merch but whenever we give away a shirt one of us supposedly puts the money for it back into the coffer (the bra coffer). We wear our own merch because we have no clean clothes. We lose it along the way. People get angry at us for not having their size, this hurts our feelings. We trade our merch for other merch. We trade our merch for other things. Merch derp burp.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 06:58:37 +0000
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